Turn left immediately after the the gate into the Presidio on Arguello. Go until you see the white van¹.

Bring shiggy² shoes³, virgins⁴, and cranium lamps⁵.

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1. A vehicle known to the hash to provide security, shelter from storms, and delicious sustenance. No candy.
2. Wonderous terrain that is both pleasurable to traverse and free from hazards, at least from the perspective of the hares. 
3. Feet condoms.
4. Newcomers.
5. To make sure the only Bitter End you arrive at is the On-After