Miss Delivery, just slip a Malort (or three) for me

Tonya's been a good girl

Miss Delivery, get a big pack for Just Maddie
Sleazy's been a good girl,
Miss Delivery, so hurry to the beer check tonight

Miss Delivery, Boner Marrow finds that the trail is true,
Cuming Mutha's real near
Miss Delivery, Look Who's Coming To Dinner tonight

Think of all the miles Famous Anus missed

Think of smaller down downs, Lost in Fourskin's pissed,
Next year Hand Pump will get Circle Jerk
If you check Do Her Well's haring list

Miss Delivery, One and Done wants to have some fun
Been a Fucker all year
Miss Delivery, so hurry to the beer check tonight

Miss D, honey, Cum Test Dummy needs
Dickweed --for a hash shit fine
Miss Delivery, so hurry to the beer check tonight

Miss Delivery, and get E and John Handcock some checks

Sign your 'x' at chalk talk

Miss Delivery, get Medium Sized Balls of Fire tonight

Miss Delivery, Dick Ass has but one request,
Give Three Fingers your very best
Miss Delivery, so hurry to the beer check tonight

Miss D, baby, Big Cock Chains has found,
VD and Just Get It Over With, back
Miss Delivery, so hurry to the beer check tonight

Sweaty Betty runs into the street,
Dick Simmons takes pictures he cannot see,
Wrong Waymo believes Just Luke

Let's see if Got Wood believes Sperm Bank

Miss Delivery, you may think we're All Tease No Please

But Rocky Bowel Movement's here
Miss Delivery, so hurry to the beer check tonight
Hurry to the beer check tonight

Hurry, tonight