Dec 15th 2003 - The "Toys for Tots" run - Hares: Deadbeat, Dirk Dickless, Just Catherine / now "Triple Nipple"  (?) And some legendary SF harriettes:  Zipper Burn, Yes Wank, Cream Cheese, Shortcake    Location: South Park - On On On is at Twenty First Amendment on 2nd Street.

The run started & ended in Dog Shit Park – the Fat Tire was nearly Flat Tire but the lines thawed under the ice & beer started flowing – cake from Saturday night's Snoball was devoured (bomb ASS cake coined HJ4H) & many were recalling their Sunday morning'common question for many 'Dude, where's my car?!'  FRBs back to the start were Fucker & BoneJangles, who admitted they weren't FRBs but had lost the trail somewhere.  Fucker got called out for still being one (unemployed, semi-retired F-er) & leaving his beloved hash behind in trade for 6 wks in the UK-he'd had quiet a busy day, washing the car so it could be covered while he was gone ' F^#$%$%.  Coitus Avoidus has been avoiding a few hashes lately & when asked why, answered work has been busy. What do you do, asked Voyeur?  I'm a headhunter.  ;) She didn't avoid Snoball & she, too found herself saying, dude, where's my –

Meat likes to hear you bark if you're in pain ' woof woof!  Rumor has it our GM SoS is moving to Bernal Heights & when hearing this rumor the theme L E S B I A N was humming in the fore'ground'Just some nameless hashers were nearly named 'Do Me Decimal, Inspector 69 '. Never mind, dude where's my car, how about where's my name?!?!  JDGI got sidetracked (again) with some private Hose Blower party, uh ya, & left the masses wondering when he's jerking off, about to cum does he also get distracted or does he finish?! (Hint, when you've got MOMENTUM? GO WITH IT!)  South Dog Shit park doesn't police poop piles nearly as well as public disturbances ' the hash went from feeling religious to jolly with carolings of KUM BA YAH to Jingle Bells while dear ol' Sniff My Box ' BEER IN HAND! YA! ' told the officers we'd be gone in 5 minutes'. Back to our regularly schedule program – JDGI! – ponytails vs mullets – Capt O forgot again to change to his old shoes, Jizzard had a birthday, Deck Dick of Seattle here now 6 wks showed off his flashlight ' ooohhh-aaahhh & the hash showed thanks to the awesome cooks & decorators of Saturday night's Snoball ' never did have that blessing by Rev Itchy, guess he's still looking for his car.

On On,                                 

Other Wise Notes:  Author(s) not to be held accountable for material printed, thought, written, spoken, read or otherwise while under the influence or otherwise!  Weekly hash trash may be fiction or non-fiction to be recycled, pack-ratted, thrown out, or otherwise.  On on.

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