SFH3, Presidio setting
And the hash don't know that the hash is getting
The creme de la creme of the trail world
In a course with everything but a beginner
Time flies doesn't seem a minute
Since Tuna on Top found Humpy Slowcum in it
All change don't you know that when you
Scout at this level there's no ordinary venue
It's the Bridge or the Log Cabin or Baker or
Or this place!
One Night Only and the trail's your oyster
Outdoor's our temple and the views are free
You'll find Backwash and Sleazy at a view check
And if you're lucky then the beer is free
I can feel Hand Pump sliding up to me
One hash is very like another
When your down downs are given over Zoom, brother
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the screen, not looking at the city
Whaddya mean?
Ya seen one rowdy, corrupted, rote down down
Circle Jerk, Deadbeat
All log in to take the heat
Tongue-tied, you're talking to the surest
Whose motives sure aren't the purest
I find my marks above the treeline, sunshine
One Night Only makes a hard man humble
Not much between backchecks and ecstasy
Five Angry Inches in SF will make you stumble
Bloqueen-- Tears of Semen in his company
I can feel Big Cock Chains hashing next to me
Dildo Baggins the only witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than it would to
Backside Banger or Roman Showers
And thank God I'm only singing to Just Doesn't Get It
I don't see you guys singing
The kind of song I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the moves we use would not excite you
So we better go back to our bars, our temples
Our fine on afters
One Night Only and the trail's your oyster
Our bars are empty but the drinks ain't free
You'll find a friend in every meeting cloister
A little tech, a lot of history
I feel a hangover creeping up on me
One Night Only makes a hard man humble
Not much between a false and ecstasy
One Night Only and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel a headache creeping up on me