Every now and then I get a little bit lost
And trail's going round and round
(Turn on) every now and then I get a little bit tired
Of listening to the call of On on!
(Turn on) every now and then I get a little bit nervous
That the flour we're following's too old
(Turn on) every now and then I get a little bit terrified
And then I see the sight of Beer Near!
(Turn on your head lamp) every now and then it gets too dark
(Turn on your head lamp) every now and then it gets too dark

Cumming Mutha thinks it might
Be Wee Wee solving backchecks forever
Infinite Butthole's out of sight
Dickweed's chasing Millimeter Peter,
Muppet Dick's only marking checks right
'Cause Guzz'll never be wrong
Chicken Bone Her and Who's Your Daddy mark the final line,
Gypsies trail is like a shadow on him all of the time (all of the time)
One And Done enjoys the brew, Brown Eye is making a frown
Cream Throat Willie's got a list of crimes and he's giving down downs
Wrinklepecker needs beer tonight
Skid Marks's gonna drink tonight
Peekabooby's gonna drink tonight

Hand Pump was just following trail
But now he's only falling apart
There's nothing he can do
The beer van has gone to the start

Once upon a time there was light in Deadbeat's life
But now there's only trail in the dark
Just Doesn't Get It's whistle has blown,
The beer van has gone to the start

Every now and then trail falls apart
(Turn on your head lamp) every now and then it gets too dark

Good Shit needs beer now tonight (Tuna needs beer now)
Three Fingers needs beer more than ever
And if Bloqueen holds his cup so tight (his cup)
Bitch's Bitch will hold it forever
Backside Banger will only be sending us right (and he'll never)
'Cause Menage'll never be wrong
Just Get It Over With will drink that cup to the end of the line
Even if it takes El Camino-- all of the lines (all of the lines)
Deadbeat doesn't know what to do, Vagina Dentata's getting cold
Backwash is holding a screaming kid, Bierectional's way too old...
Masterbaster heads on in tonight,
Can't Eat Pussy's gonna drink tonight
Cum Test Dummy's gonna drink tonight

Once upon a time Gloryhole was following trail
But now Circle Jerk's only following part

Muff Daddy has gone,
Purple Pussy Eater has gone to the start
On All Fours has gone to the start
Fuck Norris has gone to the start

Orieanal Express has gone to the start
Fix Her Up Her has gone to the start

The beer van has gone to the start
Turn on your head lamp