Safety!
Safety-hash!

Ah we can hash if we want to, Wee Wee leaves Hand Pump behind
Cause Eat My Pussy won't check and if Dickweed won't check
Then the beer we'll never find
I say, we'll see trail where we want to, with Big Cock Chains we'll never find
Dick Simmons drops beats that are out of this world
Three Finger's not far behind,
And we can drink...

Hello Titties returns if he wants to, a toast Masterbaster won't mind
Cause Crabs will smile even though it's been a while

Out of sight you're not out of mind
On All Fours is with Shaft at the beer check, with Backwash, Muff Daddy too
Wash This Asshole know's it's a walkers' world
Leave the FRBs far behind
And we can drink.

Drink!

Cuming Mutha guesses true when he wants to, Bierectional knows not why,
Millimeter Peter peeks to find Six Tits a Week
Buck Fucka yells a victory cry

Cosmo gives down downs if she wants to, if she won't then Cream Throat will
Good Shit requests nudes but no clothes are removed
Peekabooby won't fit the bill
I say we can hash, we can hash, Fucker outta control
We can hash, we can hash, Circle Jerk trail to trail
We can hash, we can hash, Muppet Dick look at your hands
We can hash, we can hash, Wrinklepecker takin' the chance
Safety hash
Oh well the safety hash
Ah yes the safety hash

Safety
Safety-hash

We can hash if we want to, we've got down downs in a row
Can't Eat Pussy can't abuse it, Dick Tracy's Pussy won't lose it
We'll see Suck Swallow Bang Blow
I say, Tuna hashes if she wants to, she won't leave Gloryhole behind
Cause Fuck Norris will hash and Gingervitis will hash
Then they're all friends of mine
I say we can drink, we can hash, Infinite Butthole out of control
We can drink, we can hash, Jack the Ripper trail to trail
We can drink, we can hash, Gorilla Whorefare from out of town
We can drink, we can hash, Cum Test Dummy losin' that frown,

Oh well the safety hash
Ah yes the safety hash
Oh well the safety hash
Oh well the safety hash
Oh yes the safety hash!