SFH3 Run #1849
: 11/06/2017
: West Portal, Lenox Way & Verdun Way
: Do Her Well & Tears of Semen
: Do Her Well

 

An Ode to Soggy Flour Bottom, nee The Cunt Next Door, nee Cunty Butler

 

Oh you gonna run our trail tonight
Blowing through that red stoplight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Flour-bottomed girls you make this rocking hash go round


Hey I was just as lost as Sleazy

Knew Deadbeat wouldn’t take it easy
Had more sand in my vagina than Mouth Down South
Stole my trails from Cumming Mutha

Older men were our best lovers
Shiggy lady you made a bad hare out of me. 

 


Hey hey!



We've sought more bush than Dickweed

Gave Good Shit the drinks he’d need
We’ve seen every fancy NIMBY on the way (hey)
But their bitching and their bile
Angered Whackaboob after a while
Take me to them tangled brambles every time

C'mon!

Oh you gonna run our trail tonight
Blowing through that red stoplight

Oh, and you give it all you got
Flour-bottomed girls you make this rocking hash go round
Flour-bottomed girls you make this rocking hash go round


Hey, listen here
Now I got visitors on the brain
Master Debater and Gravy Train

Ain't no beauty queens that Cowlick can see (I tell you)
Oh, Cockagami gets his pleasure
At the bar’s his greatest treasure
But shiggy lady you made a bad hare out of me (now get this)


Oh (I know), you gonna run our trail tonight (please)
Blowing through that red stoplight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Flour-bottomed girls you make this rocking hash go round (yeah)
Flour-bottomed girls you make this rocking hash go round


Get on Big Cock Chain’s bike and ride

Ooh, yeah, oh, yeah, them flour-bottomed girls
Flour-bottomed girls, yeah, yeah, yeah,
All right
Ride 'em Titty Boo Boo
Flour-bottomed girls
Yes, yes, right.

 

With a special thanks to:

 

Miss Delivery as Freddy Mercury

Masterbaster as Brian May

Backside Banger as Roger Taylor

Songwriters: Tears of Semen and Do Her Well

 

Production by Hand Pump and Muff Daddy

Tour Coordinator: Bitch’s Bitch

Sound Technician: I Cunt Hear You

Tour Publicist: Just Get It Over With

Lighting Technician: Just Doesn’t Get It

 

Roadies:

Little Sissy Pants Hasher Boy

Blowqueen

Gobble My Ass

Ru Ru Rimmin

Tonya Hardon

John Handcock

Just Tony

Five angry inches

Fuck Norris

Shaft

Fuck Buddy