Tribute to King Rong Jon at 60 Years Old
Rong Jon reads his poetry ever so nimble
But today on his birthday it’s just Dr. Kimble
Welcome all hashers to honor The King
After this reverence some hash songs we’ll sing
So what’s with that name? What’s going on?
Like his friend Caitlin Jenner, he used the wrong john
He’s 60 years old, not that many years
At AT&T sixty buys just 5 beers
He hails from La Jolla, his mother hash
No hash names or antics or even a trash
So he moved to The City, far better to bash
Soon falling for P.I.T.A., the Pain in the Ass
When P.I.T.A. moved on he chased Closet Queen
(Leg Over was taken, nowhere to be seen)
But even C.Q. treated him mean
From hashing the King started to wean
He focused on Caltrans to forget his ex
Where he met fellow hashers Crabs and Phone Sex
They made him break out from nothing but work
Even taught him to hare with a good circle jerk
Still, year after year unable to score
He took up the inter-hash more and more
From Europe to Asia and points in between
Spending baht, dong and pesos for a fucking machine
How does he afford all those short timer whores?
By becoming a slumlord, fleecing On All Fours
And speaking of fleece don’t graze or troll
For sex with sheep like the Welsh Glory Hole
His wholesome lifestyle has treated him well
He’s still alive although looking like hell
He’s outlived Vax Headroom, Voyeur, Friar Fuck
Is it his genes or perhaps just good luck?
also Ultraman, Muff Snatcher, Danglin we miss
This tribute is ending. I need to go piss.
To hear this again, verbatim without fail
Come out Thursday night and run the same trail
The Niners are playing. Does anyone care?
When you can see Rong Jon not once but twice hare
Behind Legion of Honor, not very far
34th Avenue and Camino del Mar
To good health raise your vessels. Honor The King
(XXXXX) give us a song to sing.