Oh Carol,

You Hot Child in the City, You Fat Bottomed Brown Mexican Girl in the Ring.
You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth.

Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? Wishing on a Star.
With a Little Luck, Take a Chance on Me!
Substitute Greasy Mr Blue Sky Denis Rasputin. You Needed Me.

My Life, I will Follow You. Follow Me, For a Few Dollars More.
You're the One That I Want on a Dreadlock Holiday.
More Than a Woman, I Want to Kiss You All Over!

Love Is in the Air, Love Is Like Oxygen, Love Is Thicker Than Water!
Sometimes When We Touch, Teenage Kicks Emotion is Too Much Heaven.
I'm Hopelessly Devoted to You.

If You Can't Give Me Love, If I Can't Have You, It's a Heartache
It's a Lovely Day, but I Can't Stand the Rain's Dust in the Wind.

I Love The Night Life, Because the Summer Nights Fever, the Summer Night City.
Blame the Last Dance on the Boogie Shadow Dancing at the Baker Street Bicycle Race.

Ça plane pour moi,
Your Macho Man, Le Freak

PS. Roxanne, Lay Down Sally. She's Always a Woman.

Stayin' Alive on the Wuthering Heights Eagle at Dolores "MacArthur" Park at the Copa by the Rivers of Babylon with Davy's on the Road Again.

Oh yeah, disco baby!? Prepare to get screwed. (If you're lucky / early enough.)
Turkey ~3.5 mi / Eagle ~5 mi. All flat (in some direction ?). On Back to 1978!