Have you all been inspired by Goldie’s ability to run up all these god-damn EB hills despite being legally blind? Or Fleshy’s ability to buy a craptacular 70ish jacket on trail while still not being DFL? Or their combined love of the hash manifesting itself into a HEAVY black Dick on a Stick? If so, let’s celebrate these half minds in white and raise some $ for the blind.

 

Masks required. White dresses strongly encouraged. Dogs on leash allowed. Strollers seem crazy with the stairs. Bring ID and $. Don’t be a Dick

 

Club Mallard has full bar, draft beers and a $3 mystery can of craft beer special. We enjoyed Laughing Monk stout for $3 on the scout. FYI: You’ll need to purchase $1-2 “kitchen” items and we will likely be sent to the larger patio with less heaters, so bring jackets.  They allow outside food including the taco truck at Hotsy Totsy, the 310 burger place across the street, and others. 

 

Charity: To celebrate this White Dress Run, let’s help rebuild this AWESOME outdoor camp known as Enchanted Hills for the LightHouse for the Blind - San Francisco Bay Area! It got burned in the 2017 wildfires and as Goldie will tell you, a similar camp changed her life, allowing her to be the bad ass trail runner she is today. Time for all of us to step up and make this happen for others.  https://lighthouse-sf.org/enchanted-hills/rebuilding/. Put “White Dress Run” in the dedication and we’ll track our progress. Cash will also be collected night of.