Lincoln Park is located right off of Foothill Expressway, across from downtown Los Altos. Look for hashers.

We know you love to love our trails! We’re back with the 3rd Anal Valentine’s Hash, hared by none other than your favorite hashy lovers, Dual Tools and Missile Anus!

Eagle ~7-8 miles
Turkey/Walker ~ 5-6 miles

Expect a good mix of roads and trails, with plenty of hills and views. Mud is a certainty, minimal shiggy, no PO. There will be 1 Lick-her-brownie check and a BC (BYOB). Expect some showers (sorry not the golden kind), bring extra dry gear if you care.

BYOB for start and finish. Please be considerate and wear masks when passing the locals.

Be there or be lonely!