Trail Start: Victoria Manalo Draves Park, Sherman & Folsom

Time: 7am prelube, 8:00am to r*ce corrals

Venue: Neck of the Woods, 406 Clement Street

End Time: 4...5…or whenever we fall over

On After: Irish Bank, 10 Mark Lane - For some good old traditional heavy-ass Irish food to soak up all the shots you just downed

On After After (really?): Butter, 354 11th St. (opens at 8, karaoke at 9) - Hipster white trash bar, with famously bad drinks and the best drunken group karaoke ever

What to bring: Cash, ID, REGO TAG, your glowing drunk self

What you get: 7am beers! A city wide party! Mass insanity! More beer! Guerrilla drink checks! Our very own party! Food! Drinks!