San Francisco Treats

Aren't you quite the snack? Bring your fine ass over to sample our San Francisco Treats in a weekend of drunken debauchery during Bay 2 Blackout!

We're going to enjoy the naughtiest bits of San Francisco with shitty trails, BEER, food, and parties, capping it off by joining a historic footr-ce cum costume party.

Friday: Folsom Street Fair (Leather)

Why wait for September to whip *wink wink* out your leather? Celebrate our Freaky Friendly Friday by putting on your kinky boots and getting tied up (maybe even literally) for the evening. And remember-- consent is sexy, and so are you.

Saturday: Escape from Alcatraz (San Francisco Film)

Maybe you're a Dirty Harry-ette searching for beer or just taking your drinks on the Rock. Give in to your Basic Instinct and find a San Francisco film to pay homage to. Whether you are hoping to go where no man has gone before, or just want to Dr. Do-a-Little, everyone is welcome-- even those with a little bit of a Godzilla complex.

Sunday: Emperor Norton and Friends (Seen in San Francisco)

Why just look at San Francisco sights when you can be one? From Coitus Tower, to the parrots of Tele-graphic Hill, to playing for the 69ers, we'll slurp up any local flavors with gusto. Whether you're a tech bro or Karl the Fog's blustery blows, we'll take it all in... Haight-ers included.

How much will all this set you back, you ask?

It all depends on how quickly you can cum, uh, pay:

💰 Early Ejaculators: $139 (February 9 to March 8)
💰 Sexy Sixtyniners: $169 (March 9 to April 8)
💰 Playful Procrastinators: $179 (April 9 to May 9)
💰 Last Minutemen & Women: $199 (May 9 to May 15)

Can't handle a whole weekend full of extraordinary extravaganzas? Signups for individual days are also available for $69/day.