Bay 2 Blackout 2026: San Francisco Treats

Aren't you quite the snack? Bring your fine ass over to sample our San Francisco Treats in a weekend of drunken debauchery during Bay 2 Blackout!

We're going to enjoy the naughtiest bits of San Francisco with three days of shitty trails, BEER, food, and parties, capping it off by joining a historic footr-ce cum costume party. Check out the Schedule to see more details about each day's trails and the Info & FAQ page for more general details and what to expect, especially if it is your first time cumming.

Friday: Folsom Street Fair (Leather)

Why wait for September to whip *wink wink* out your leather? Celebrate our Freaky Friendly Friday by putting on your kinky boots and getting tied up (maybe even literally) for the evening. And remember-- consent is sexy, and so are you.

Saturday: Escape from Alcatraz (San Francisco Film)

Maybe you're a Dirty Harry-ette searching for beer or just taking your drinks on the Rock. Give in to your Basic Instinct and find a San Francisco film to pay homage to. Whether you are hoping to go where no man has gone before, or just want to Dr. Do-a-Little, everyone is welcome-- even those with a little bit of a Godzilla complex.

Sunday: Emperor Norton and Friends (Seen in San Francisco)

Why just look at San Francisco sights when you can be one? From Coitus Tower, to the parrots of Tele-graphic Hill, to playing for the 69ers, we'll slurp up any local flavors with gusto. Whether you're a tech bro or Karl the Fog's blustery blows, we'll take it all in... Haight-ers included.

How much will all this set you back, you ask?

It all depends on how quickly you can cum, uh, pay:

💰 Early Ejaculators: $139 (February 9 to March 8)
💰 Sexy Sixtyniners: $169 (March 9 to April 8)
💰 Playful Procrastinators: $179 (April 9 to May 9)*
💰 Last Minutemen & Women: $199 (May 9 to May 15)*

*Gimmes not guaranteed for registration after April 9th.

What you get:

Three days of trails, beer, and orange food.
Private venue with food and cash bar on Friday.
Private venue with food and open bar Saturday and Sunday.
Potentially no memory of all the fun you had!

Single Day Regos!

Can't handle a whole weekend full of extraordinary extravaganzas? Signups for individual days are also available for $69/day in advance, $79/day at the door. (But unfortunately no gimmes for single day registrants!)

Think you can handle more? Then cum for the entire...

12 Days of Hashing!

Join us for 12 days of hashing! SFH3 joins forces with our neighboring kennels to host twelve days of hashing. Survivors of all twelve days will receive a patch to commemorate their bad decisions.

They will be hashes of all types so cum prepared (and often)! The whole debacle starts on Thursday, May 7:

May 7th-Thursday - GPH3 or Agnews
May 8th- Friday - FMH3 Pub Crawl
May 9th-Saturday - MarinH3 or Surf City Red Dress Run
May 10th-Sunday - EBH3
May 11th-Monday - SFH3 Tour de Franzia
May 12th-Tuesday - Barbary Coast Drinking Practice and Gimmes Assembly
May 13th-San Francisco BASH: Bike hash
May 14th-Thursday - GPH3 or FHACU
May 15th-Friday - B2B Day 1
May 16th-Saturday - B2B Day 2
May 17th-Sunday - B2B Day 3
May 18th-Monday-SFH3 Pink Tutu Trail

Lodging

Sleep with a hasher. Want to stay with a hasher instead of paying for a hotel? Fill out the Crash Space Guest Form. If you have an extra bed and can host please fill out the Crash Space Host Form. Any issues contact GuestServicer@sfh3.com).